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Princess, what's wrong?

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Juan broke up with me.

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Oh, did he?

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Yes. I'm always going to ask out someone
prettier than me.

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There is nobody, absolutely nobody,
prettier than my princess.

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Juan doesn't think so.

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Well, Juan's immature and doesn't know
how to treat a princess like she

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to be treated.

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You know...

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Boys get their heart broken, I know
that.

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No, you don't.

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Believe me, I do.

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But you,

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on the other hand, are special.

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I can show you what a real man is.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I'm sure I'm a lot more
experienced than Juan

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is.

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In what ways?

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Well, these things are better shown than
spoken of. I hate to see you sad.

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And knowing that you broke up with a
boyfriend,

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well, I feel like it's about that time
that Daddy steps in and kind of

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treats you right. Because you're my
little princess, I know.

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You are the prettiest girl in the world,
and you deserve more.

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You deserve whatever Juan can give. You
deserve a lot more.

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I don't even know how Juan treated me.
He was my everything, Dad. I liked him a

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lot.

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But I bet Juan couldn't do everything
for you. I'm sure I could show you a few

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things that Juan has no idea about.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm talking about those things that make
women...

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Princesses like you, very happy.

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That brings them to a whole new world, I
guess.

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I want to feel like a woman, like an old
lady.

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I want to date one again.

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I'm just talking about us.

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I'm talking about what my princess
deserves, which is, in my eyes, a real

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I don't care about that, Dad. I just
want to be with Juan.

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Well, how about this?

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I'll show you all the things that Juan
probably didn't do for you or know how

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do, and then you can go from there.

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There's nothing you can do, Dad. I mean,
talking to me isn't going to make me

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feel better.

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I'm sure Juan doesn't know how to.

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Make a princess feel good down there.
Why are you being so weird?

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I'm not being weird.

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Yeah, you are. You're actually kind of
creepy.

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Oh,

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I'm not being creepy.

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Yeah, you are. That's weird. I'm not
going to talk about sex with my dad.

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I'm going to talk about pleasures with
you, dad.

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Why not?

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Because it's creepy. It's weird. Like,
nobody talks about these things with

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their parents.

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That's not weird.

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That's really weird. That's normal.

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Open any science book. It's all the
same.

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Certain things need to happen to make
you happy.

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And I know how to do those things.

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And I'll be damned if I'm going to let
some long half -asset make that time

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miserable for you.

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And honestly, I'm not going to leave
your room until you let me.

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Show you.

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Dad, this is supposed to let the kids
get over things. I just want to sit in

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room and cry it out and do whatever I
want to do. I don't need you to sit in

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here and talk to me.

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Well, not my princess.

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My princess is going to learn all the
things about life the right way and not

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have these wands in the world ruin her
first times for her or any other time.

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My first time doing what?

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I'm sure it's not your first time, but
I'm sure it wasn't a great time.

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Oh, God, that's weird.

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It's not weird.

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We're family.

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Yeah, that's why it's weird.

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Well, family knows best.

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These aren't things I want to talk about
with my dad.

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Why not?

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It's creepy.

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It's weird. You don't talk to your dad
about having sex with your boyfriend.

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Why not?

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Well, who else are you going to talk
about it with? I don't know. How do you

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think you came into this world?

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Because me and your mom had sex. I don't
want to think about you and mom having

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sex.

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Well, those are the birds and the bees,
baby.

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Like it or not, these conversations are
going to have to happen.

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And these experiences are going to have
to happen also.

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So, as a father, wouldn't you rather

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learn from someone?

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He knows what they're talking about.

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Or from some amateur Juan.

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Juan?

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Well, Juan's not here.

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And you're prettier and you're better
than him.

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I don't feel better.

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I'll make you feel better.

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I'm admiring the shirt I got you when
you were 13.

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Still fit.

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Of course it does, and it still looks
good on you.

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You're being really weird. I don't know
why.

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Well, how about this?

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One time, I show you what a woman should
feel like.

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And then you know.

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And then any other time, it's called
raising a bar.

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With no...

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Man to live up to that and he's not the
man for you

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What

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are

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you

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doing I'm showing you what my princess
deserves

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And that is to be treated like a woman.

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Come on, princess.

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Dad.

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I'm not leaving your room until I make
you feel beautiful.

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Okay, I feel beautiful.

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Are you not curious at all?

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Dad, this isn't normal.

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Well, in some fates it is.

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But, seriously, who else to teach you
about life than me?

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There's some things that you don't
really need to teach me.

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I've got the different ones.

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Okay.

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Yeah, Dad, it's really uncomfortable.

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We're just family.

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We're just getting in on each other.

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Bonding in a way.

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That's so weird.

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Is it?

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Yeah, you're making this really weird.

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You still have to get dressed.

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Who knows your body better than your
dad?

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I need you.

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That's right.

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Let me know about this.

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Mommy show you how to groom.

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You've done some of the girls too.

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Yeah.

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I'm wet like princess.

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You have two fingers, I mean.

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That was the first number you said too.

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That's better than your first fed meal.

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If you split it up, I could get you a
bib.

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Oh,

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you're still a sloppy little girl,
aren't you?

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You're still a sloppy little girl.

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Oh, wait there.

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Come here.

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Open that mouth.

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That's it.

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Oh, God.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Princess, you swallow food, huh?

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Where are we

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going

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today? Where do you want to go today?

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After this big meal, where do you want
to go?

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Should we go to Chicago?

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The last one.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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Daddy, your dick feels so good.

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Put it all the way down, Daddy.

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You like that when Daddy goes deep down
your throat?

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You want to train the pickup speed?

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Oh,

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we got some speed going now.

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Oh, my God, Daddy, it tastes so good.

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I love when you see your dick to me,
darling.

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Yeah? Yeah. I love when I see you down
that throat.

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My princess throat.

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Keep that mouth open.

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Keep that mouth open.

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The princess can take your whole damn
daughter.

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Yes, she can.

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That makes me real fucking proud.

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That makes daddy really proud.

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That princess can do it.

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Daddy wants you to get on the bed.

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I just want to make you proud, Daddy.

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Do you?

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Yes. You want to make Daddy proud? Yeah.

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I want to make Daddy so proud.

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Oh,

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Daddy. Yes,

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Daddy.

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Look at me, Daddy.

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Daddy.

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Oh, my God, yes.

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I never want my princess to get hurt.

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It's so different from when I used to
bounce you on my knee, huh? Yeah.

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A

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little

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cowgirl, huh?

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Oh, my God.

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Princess, want to get off?

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Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Oh, my God, Daddy.

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Oh, fuck, Princess.

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Your holes look so...

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That's it, that's it, that's it. Kick
that ass.

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Bye daddy.

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I have a special surprise for Princess.

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Give me a come, Daddy.

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Is that what Princess wants?

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a present? Yeah.

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God gives the best present.

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You got a big decision to make now.

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What's that, Daddy?

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Well, you might be having a brother or
sister.

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So, what do you want to name them?

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Name them Juan.

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Whatever Princess wants.

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And then you can train.

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Teach him about the birds.